Friday, March 30, 2007

The Holy Spirit is God*

"However, when He, the Spirit of truth, has come, He will guide you into all truth, for he will not speak on His own authority, but whatever He hears He will speak; and He will tell you things to come." John 16:13

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

10 Things NOT to do to your Vehicle*

10. Leave oil cap off of engine especially when driving (so it will splatter everywhere)
9. Hold up ceiling fabric with thumbtacks (so when car is moving, they will fall onto your guests)
8. Always zip tie headlights and attach to car (to keep them from falling off while driving. My friend did this to my car because it was an inexpensive fix)
7. Hold trunk open with a broomstick (this is after the hydraulics have gone out)
6. Always fling the gas nozzle toward you at a speedily motion (to give you that clean fresh feeling, like a special deodorizer)
5. Ask a 67 year old neighborly women for help (Peggy had to help me push my car to move it out of the way of oncoming cars when it wouldn't start)
4. Always open the radiator cap in extreme hot weather (for that steamy hot sauna feeling)
3. When raining, slam on the brakes (to get the sensation of a roller coaster)
2. While jump starting your vehicle, always connect both jumper cables together while talking with your hands (to get that electrifying feeling you have always wanted, but remember it can actually cause you to have extreme pain for a week)
1. When your car needs help, Always call me, first.  lol

This is only to be read as a joke and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt these at home. I am not responsible for anyone attempting to do these horrible things listed above. I will not be held accountable for you or any family, friend, or enemy. Under law 5 section 2, blah, blah, blah blah blah and you can not sue me for everything I have, because I have nothing..Have a good day.... Ha ha LOL Ha Ha

(I actually wrote this on 8-21-06 because I missed my car that I sold, and yes, a lot of things happened to me when I wasn't thinking clearly on my "bad" days. Maybe that's why it's good for me to be without a car for awhile. If you do not believe me ask any of the youth leaders, old youth pastor Jon, church secretary, or youth at north hills. They would agreeably say it happens to Tanya.)

Sunday, March 25, 2007

God's Peace*

Wow!!! These last two weeks God has really shown Himself to me. It is so awesome to see the great things He has done. He has also shown me to fully trust in Him when things look doubtful and confusing. God has given me peace, faith, joy, and assurance that I can't put into words. I guess you could say that I am in Awe of Him. 

Lately, God has proven to me that when He puts something on my heart, to totally trust Him and believe (with every ounce in me) that HIS WILL- will happen and to do what He asks no matter what. Sometimes it is a lot of hard work, because our flesh and mind want to worry, and look at all the statistics, but God is showing me that those things do not matter if we seek His WILL and FACE.

I encourage you to trust in God for the impossible. In the last 2 1/2 weeks, I have seen one miracle happen in my life, and I believe that one miracle that's in the process of happening right now as I write this. So Yes, I need to keep trusting in God. I am so grateful. Thank you God for blessing me and thank you God for blessing my church. PRAISE GOD!!!