10. Leave oil cap off of engine especially when driving (so it will splatter everywhere)
9. Hold up ceiling fabric with thumbtacks (so when car is moving, they will fall onto your guests)
8. Always zip tie headlights and attach to car (to keep them from falling off while driving. My friend did this to my car because it was an inexpensive fix)
7. Hold trunk open with a broomstick (this is after the hydraulics have gone out)
6. Always fling the gas nozzle toward you at a speedily motion (to give you that clean fresh feeling, like a special deodorizer)
5. Ask a 67 year old neighborly women for help (Peggy had to help me push my car to move it out of the way of oncoming cars when it wouldn't start)
4. Always open the radiator cap in extreme hot weather (for that steamy hot sauna feeling)
3. When raining, slam on the brakes (to get the sensation of a roller coaster)
2. While jump starting your vehicle, always connect both jumper cables together while talking with your hands (to get that electrifying feeling you have always wanted, but remember it can actually cause you to have extreme pain for a week)
1. When your car needs help, Always call me, first. lol
This is only to be read as a joke and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt these at home. I am not responsible for anyone attempting to do these horrible things listed above. I will not be held accountable for you or any family, friend, or enemy. Under law 5 section 2, blah, blah, blah blah blah and you can not sue me for everything I have, because I have nothing..Have a good day.... Ha ha LOL Ha Ha
(I actually wrote this on 8-21-06 because I missed my car that I sold, and yes, a lot of things happened to me when I wasn't thinking clearly on my "bad" days. Maybe that's why it's good for me to be without a car for awhile. If you do not believe me ask any of the youth leaders, old youth pastor Jon, church secretary, or youth at north hills. They would agreeably say it happens to Tanya.)
9. Hold up ceiling fabric with thumbtacks (so when car is moving, they will fall onto your guests)
8. Always zip tie headlights and attach to car (to keep them from falling off while driving. My friend did this to my car because it was an inexpensive fix)
7. Hold trunk open with a broomstick (this is after the hydraulics have gone out)
6. Always fling the gas nozzle toward you at a speedily motion (to give you that clean fresh feeling, like a special deodorizer)
5. Ask a 67 year old neighborly women for help (Peggy had to help me push my car to move it out of the way of oncoming cars when it wouldn't start)
4. Always open the radiator cap in extreme hot weather (for that steamy hot sauna feeling)
3. When raining, slam on the brakes (to get the sensation of a roller coaster)
2. While jump starting your vehicle, always connect both jumper cables together while talking with your hands (to get that electrifying feeling you have always wanted, but remember it can actually cause you to have extreme pain for a week)
1. When your car needs help, Always call me, first. lol
This is only to be read as a joke and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt these at home. I am not responsible for anyone attempting to do these horrible things listed above. I will not be held accountable for you or any family, friend, or enemy. Under law 5 section 2, blah, blah, blah blah blah and you can not sue me for everything I have, because I have nothing..Have a good day.... Ha ha LOL Ha Ha
(I actually wrote this on 8-21-06 because I missed my car that I sold, and yes, a lot of things happened to me when I wasn't thinking clearly on my "bad" days. Maybe that's why it's good for me to be without a car for awhile. If you do not believe me ask any of the youth leaders, old youth pastor Jon, church secretary, or youth at north hills. They would agreeably say it happens to Tanya.)
10. Leave oil cap off of engine especially when driving (so it will splatter everywhere)
ReplyDelete9. Hold up ceiling fabric with thumbtacks (so when car is moving, they will fall onto your guests.
8. Always zip tie headlights onto car (to keep them from falling off while driving)
7. Hold trunk open with a broomstick (this is after the hydraulics have gone out)
6. Always fling the gas nozzle toward you at a speedily motion(to give you that clean fresh feeling, like a special deodorizer)
5. Ask a 67 year old neighborly women to help push your car to move it out of the way of oncoming cars when it won't start
4. Always open the radiator cap in extreme hot weather (for that steamy hot sauna feeling)
3. When raining, slam on the brakes(to get the sensation of a roller coaster)
2. While jump starting your vehicle, always connect both jumper cables together while talking with your hands (to get that electrifying feeling you have always wanted, but remember it can actually cause you to have extreme pain for a week)
1. When your car needs help, Always call Tanya, first.
This is only to be read as a joke and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt these at home. I am not responsible for anyone attempting to do these horrible things listed above. I will not be held accountable for you or any family, friend, or enemy with you. Under law 5 section 2, blah, blah, blah blah blah and you can not sue me for everything I have, because I have nothing..Have a good day.... Ha ha LOL Ha Ha
(I actually wrote this on 8-21-06 because I missed my car that I sold, and yes, a lot of things happened to me when I wasn't thinking clearly on my "bad" days. Maybe that's why it's good for me to be without a car for awhile. If you do not believe me ask any of the youth leaders, old youth pastor Jon, church secretary, or youth at north hills. They would agreeably say it happens to Tanya.)
Hello Tanya
ReplyDeleteLoved your interesting car tips. Love Sandy R
Ok, that's funny. I've actually done the first 2
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