Friday, June 22, 2007

Things NOT to do with Ver-ti-go*

Things Not to Do When You Have Vertigo

1. watch the dog run around in circles
2. stare at the moving water in a pool
3. sit by anyone who talks with their hands (LOL Penny)
4. drive 
5. look at a moving ceiling fan
6. watch running water
7. take a bike ride
8. go on a merry-go-round, Ferris wheel, or roller coaster
9. take a nap in a water bed
10. Swim or float
11. Run
12. Be in a car when Matt, Fran, Jon, Gabe, or Lizzie is driving
13. watch the toilet water flush (ha ha)
14. watch a special on TV about the ocean
15. Read
16. Watch carefully as your scroll down the page on the monitor screen
17. take an alcohol test. (the police won't believe that you are not drunk)

Don't worry. These are ideas of what not to do. They are not necessarily things I have done. Some I have done; Other things, I know not to do like DRIVE. Most of these are things I just thought up and not tried. I am not responsible for any damage done to you if you have tried any of these on the list.  lol

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE VERTIGO
rest, do nothing except pray, think, watch minor TV, listen to the radio, other than that, there's not much more you can do with vertigo...so have a good day. LOL ;D

4 comments:

  1. 1. watch the dog run around in circles
    2. stare at the moving water in a pool
    3. sit by anyone who talks with their hands (LOL Penny)
    4. drive
    5. look at a moving ceiling fan
    6. watch running water
    7. take a bike ride
    8. go on a merry-go-round, Ferris wheel, or roller coaster
    9. take a nap in a water bed
    10. Swim or float
    11. Run
    12. Be in a car when Matt, Fran, Jon, Gabe, or Lizzie is driving
    13. watch the toilet water flush (ha ha)
    14. watch a special on TV about the ocean
    15. Read
    16. Watch carefully as your scroll down the page on the monitor screen
    17. take an alcohol test.
    (the police won't believe that you are not drunk)

    Don't worry. These are ideas of what not to do. They are not necessarily things I have done. Some I have done; Other things, I know not to do like DRIVE. Most of these are things I just thought up and not tried. I am not responsible for any damage done to you if you have tried any of these on the list


    WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE VERTIGO
    rest, do nothing except pray, think, watch minor TV, listen to the radio, other than that, there's not much more you can do with vertigo...so have a good day. LOL ;D

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  2. I'm glad you can have such a sense of humor about this
    - sorry to contribute to your dizziness - next time
    you have vertigo you'd better bring me hand cuffs -
    LOL

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  3. You always have a great sense of humor through all your illnesses.

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  4. want to know what to do when you have verigo....come see me. I'll show you. Works like a charm ALMOST everytime.

    Tam

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